Sooo I’m in a tournament on scratch now, hosted by MY23. And if you haven’t seen me on scratch, you won’t get this, but..

BEANS MODE IS BACK ONLINE.

I’m up against a meme dude this round, wish me, or more likely them, luck.

I made a new scratch account but I literally can't do anything because I'd have to go outside my house with my actual computer, not my Chromebook or phone, go somewhere with free wifi, confirm my email, and have to be on scratch only if I'm away from my house, which is mostly during school, where I have to do other stuff.

In other words, it sucks.

And is stupid.

Like, if my age was my IQ it would have increased from this, stupid level.

f r i c k y o u s c r a t c h

I’m heading to school tommorow, wish me lick ig lol

lmaoooo Imean luck don’t lick me

You see, back on scratch, Madness Combat related things were the seeds to a whole league of tricky rip-off metagamers.

So originally, before making an account on Newgrounds, I hated it with a passion, and made fun of the people that think that just because they exported the spritesheet from a madness combat character that they don’t have to try to win or some crap.

I still discourage that, and I’m annoyed by the people that actually do that and think themselves to be invincible for that sole reason, but my viewpoints upon the actual Madness Combat ‘franchise(?)’ have changed.

Those guys that made this hit are amazing animators, they hold zero quarter on the violence of their movies, and they make characters like Hank or Tricky, who I hated most (due to the fact that the clown demon was quite possibly the most commonly used metagaming template on the entire site), seem fun.

I enjoy that sort of stuff, and the music that comes with it is just as chaotic and amazing.

So while my viewpoint on it’s metagaming ripoffs remains the same and probably always will, I’ve some to enjoy Madness Combat as a whole.

Also I wanna take a crack at it sometime honestly, maybe for the Madness Day thing I’ve heard about? I don’t have Adobe Flash but I can make smooth animation on Turbowarp to a degree, so honestly I’m down for it.

Keep up the work, I enjoy watching the absolute chaos MC brings to my eyes :)

Pov you said Candice:

Okay, so uhhhh-

I’m going into high school as a freshman in only a couple of days.

I got no idea what to expect.

I’m heading in blind

Soo uhhh what am I heading into, I’d like to know lol

Uhhh who just bought me a supporter status-

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuMWmnhjCEQ

Aw shoot,

here we go again

this is a drawing of just about every relevant main character in my series.

From left to right:

-Orion:

Also known as Mike. He’s technically the second-oldest here, with a whopping total of one trillion years and a handful of months as present. Time travel makes up most of it.

He is classified as a mortal though he is confirmed to be basically undead-type immortal, what with the coming back to life.

He is proven to be insane and is even considered a straight-up anomaly, rather than a human. A life as long as his does change somebody, for better or for worse, but he seems to be fine… I guess.

Maris:

This mf is a downright badash. She’s been alive for a WHILE, and is classified as a Celestial being. She’s actually the chick Orion’s in a relationship with, and she’s been hanging around with him for most of their lives. You see that scar on Mike’s face? That’s her fault lol-

She is very anti-steryotypical and tends to make fun of humans for their opinions upon them.

Eêhan, or Ian:

ya boi’s a martian, hence the weird name. Ian’s how it’s pronounced so we just go by that. He’s very old for a mortal, and has the strongest Medi-chlorian count out of the group, so in other words he’s strong in the Force. He’s the most likley to make an undertale reference but refuses to deal with the AU’s and fandom of it. As things stand, Ian is the most powerful full-fledged mortal to ever exist in the series’ cannon. The rest of this list, including Mike, have at least some ammount of immortality, either technically or geneticly. (Again, Mike’s undead)

Helena:

HOOBOY.

She is chaos. No, literally, she’s the embodiment of chaos as a concept. She murdered the last chaos embodiment and took their throne. She’s the only genetic relative to Orion left alive, being his sister.

She’s also… a lot.

She’s cooled down over the past billions of years but back when she was a kiddo she was a literal nightmare to every entity on sight if somebody said that a guy was a ‘die die’. Her instinctual habit of absolute devastation drives her into an unstoppable frenzy against the unfortunate ‘die die’ until that poor being is shredded to atoms. Don’t ask me, my sister made this character.

ANYWAY, let’s move on to the next dude:

Chris:

He’s the last Admin god alive, and is the oldest character I have ever made, at a whopping 4.78 quadrillion years old.

I know, he aged wonderfully. He took Orion under his wing and buddied up with him Ian for their first 13 years of life, pretending to grow up with them until he got ‘killed’ by the Grim Reaper’s possessed body, but that’s another story for a later time.

He later got his physical body back, Ian and Orion found out about his actual identity, and so on so forth. He also rocks the most generic frickin’ Glaive you’ve ever seen lmaoooooo

Landon: Basically a sorcerer supreme but on steriods, all I gotta say. He’s a full-on wizard and takes literally everything seriously. Him and Camden make like Yin and Yang and surprisingly they’re a good duo.

Camden is the literal definition of meme lord. That’s how he uses his abilities for, and that’s how he likes it. He loves using what’s called the ‘round of applause’ which is a one-bullet-mag sidearm that makes clapping sounds when fired, like a singular round, of applause. Oh, I’ll frickin’ show myself out, the mag’s empty isn’t it.

but yeah that was a brief intro to my main relevant OC’s. Hope you like em, because they’re gonna be here a lot lol